these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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