walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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