I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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