never play flip cup with pint glasses
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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