Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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