Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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