she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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