super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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