She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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