She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize