so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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