It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
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If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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