Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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