It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Success! We fucked roommates!
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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