I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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