that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
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my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
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I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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