I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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