You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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