If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I should be sponsored by Trojan
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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