What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I skipped work to stalk him.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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