we have officially lost it.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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