All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
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He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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