they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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