Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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