yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I don't deserve a penis
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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