if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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