Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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