New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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