try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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