Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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