i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
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I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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