So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
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Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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