question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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