butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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