Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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