i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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