Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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