Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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