One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
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He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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