Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
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Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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