I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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