I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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