tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
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Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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