so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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