I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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