i just google imaged poop.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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