She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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