apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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