i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
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I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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