Me too!
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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